So, my son says "Mommy, Mommy? I have a big bone in my private parts and it's bothering me." I had to ask "Uh, where is the bone?" He said "My butt" and he pointed to the side of his right butt cheek. Clearly it was a sitzbone issue. Whew. I wasn't prepared for the other.
Nice. My son isn't old enough to talk about it yet, but he's also recently discovered his private parts and I've discovered that his private parts have recently, uh, come to life. Oh, the wonderful world of kids. Welcome to the blogosphere!
ReplyDeleteThank you! What the heck am I going to do when I have to have THAT talk!? Single-motherhood brings so many exciting challenges...can't wait.
ReplyDeleteMy 2 year old announced, "Look, mom! When I touch my penis, it gets BIG!"
ReplyDeleteGreat, honey. Really great. You can stop touching it now.
So funny to hear the things a boy has to tell his mother. My son asked: Mommy do you feel sad that you don't have a penis?". But the best was: Mommy if I could have another hand and it was attached to my penis...I could accomplish so many more things!"
ReplyDeleteThat is SO hilarious! I'm laughing out loud!
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