So, I hear from across the house "Mom?! MOM??? (I usually wait for three calls of "MOM?!" before I answer...it encourages them to figure whatever it is they're trying to do out on their own...or maybe I just like to annoy them.)
On the 3rd "MOOOOM?!" I finally answered. "YEAH?!"
"WIPE ME BOOTY!" my little girl yelled out, muffled by the bathroom door.
My little Pirate pooper.