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Friday, February 12, 2010

Naked Lunch

I ate lunch naked and it was awesome.

Of course I had a robe on, they wouldn't serve me in the spa restaurant if I didn't, but under my robe, I was "footloose and fancy free." 

I can't help but feel a little naughty.  And very well aerated.

If you haven't tried this before, I highly recommend it.  Nothing to take you out of your "Mommy" mindset faster than being naked in public.

But I should warn you, don't get caught in a cross-breeze unless you've recently had a bikini wax.  I'm just guessing...

2 comments:

  1. Sounds a little chilly for me plus I haven't shaved! Just a thought though, I've often wondered if people ate naked would americans stop eating so much! I know that I would never eat again because I would be so thoroughly grossed out but then again I might become A-sexual because it would also be such a turn off! Hmm, maybe this could be a topic for your next book, lol!

    Megan

    Somehow I wrote this before and it was author unknown, I have nothing to hide, ha!

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  2. Ha! That is definitely what is missing in my life. More naked lunches. Thanks for the tip! I feel less stressed and less mommed-out already.

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