Finding the funny in parenthood before somebody loses an eye...

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Need a Good Lawyer?

My daughter was in trouble.  Big trouble.

She sat in the back seat of the car trying to explain that she hadn't actually called me fat, she was just saying, you know...I wasn't thin.

I wasn't swayed...They could all tell by the look on my face in the rear view mirror that Izzy was digging herself a hole as big as she perceived my ass.

"Bob?" (my 6 year old girl calls her big sister "Bob"),  "You should stop talking.  Want me to handle this?"

If I know Livi, she's not planning on working pro-bono...


  1. This is the funniest thing I've ever heard a kid say! And I have a really funny grandchild! Don't ever forget this one.

  2. Too funny! My daughter has been guilty of saying that but recently she said, "Mom your boo boos (boobs) are huge but they hang, will that happen to me when I get big?"

    Thanks Claire I needed that, not! Hope your daughter survived the evil mom stare!


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