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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

9 Things you should never Knit!

(This post is dedicated to my blogging cohorts at CBS/LosAngeles...)

For some people, knitting is a passion.  For other's, an obsession.  For the latter group, here is a list of 9 things that should never be knitted:

#9.  Diaper
#8.  Burglar mask (too identifiable - especially with stripes or a cable stitch...)
#7.  Lightbulb warmer
#6.  Sandwich bag
#5.  Bikini (unless you excel at a "tight weave")
#4.  Thong (at least not with wool yarn...)
#3.  Bee handler outfit
#2. An oven mitt (gets too hot - I know this from experience...)
#1. A condom

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