(This post is dedicated to my blogging cohorts at CBS/LosAngeles...)
For some people, knitting is a passion. For other's, an obsession. For the latter group, here is a list of 9 things that should never be knitted:
#9. Diaper
#8. Burglar mask (too identifiable - especially with stripes or a cable stitch...)
#7. Lightbulb warmer
#6. Sandwich bag
#5. Bikini (unless you excel at a "tight weave")
#4. Thong (at least not with wool yarn...)
#3. Bee handler outfit
#2. An oven mitt (gets too hot - I know this from experience...)
#1. A condom