Watch out Kathie Lee and Hoda, HERE I COME!
Finding the funny in parenthood before somebody loses an eye...
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
SET YOUR TiVOs!!! I'm on the Today Show Thursday, June 16th!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Seeing this on the Direct TV guide is SOOOOOOO CRAZY!!!!!!!!
I have my dress, I have my shoes, and I have my heavy duty Spanx...so now all that's left to do is my eyebrows, color my roots, get a bikini wax (even if it doesn't show...it's a MILFy must), get a manicure (Kathie Lee notices these things), pedicure....oh, and lose 15 lbs. I wonder if I can accomplish all of that by Monday morning?
Watch out Kathie Lee and Hoda, HERE I COME!
Watch out Kathie Lee and Hoda, HERE I COME!