SET YOUR TiVOs!!! I'm on the Today Show Thursday, June 16th!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!  Seeing this on the Direct TV guide is SOOOOOOO CRAZY!!!!!!!!

I have my dress, I have my shoes, and I have my heavy duty Spanx...so now all that's left to do is my eyebrows, color my roots, get a bikini wax (even if it doesn't show...it's a MILFy must), get a manicure (Kathie Lee notices these things), pedicure....oh, and lose 15 lbs.  I wonder if I can accomplish all of that by Monday morning?

Watch out Kathie Lee and Hoda, HERE I COME!