My son loves a collection. He likes to collect tons of something. Anything really. It only needs to serve one purpose - to take up space on his limited shelving.
This morning, he picked up a corked wine stopper I had on my counter.
"Mommy? I'm going to start collecting corks."
"Okay." (Note my lack of enthusiasm...)
"Yeah. You drink a lot of wine. So I'll be good with corks."
Maybe I should take that as a sign...