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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Would You Be Happy for Miss Wisconsin?

I love Toddlers & Tiaras.  And by "love it," I mean I can't look away.  Or change the channel.

There's something about seeing the embryonic stage of a future beauty queen that is fascinating.  Watching three year olds do that weird Betty Boop kissy thing; get spray-tanned, and try to stop their "flappers" or "floppers" oh wait..."flippers" from falling out on stage.  It's good stuff.

But what I love the most about Toddlers& Tiaras is that the kids haven't learned yet how to hide their disappointment at losing.  These kids don't even try to hide what they're really feeling when some other b*tch gets the 4 ft tall trophy and sky high tiara. 

So when I saw this picture of all the Miss America contestants cheering for Miss Wisconsin, Scott and I made up our own dialogue to go with what we all know they're thinking: 

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