You know you’re a Mom Blogger when...
• Your kids have code names.
• You bring a camera to the hospital so you can document your son’s broken arm - after all, a trip to the emergency room is great blog fodder!
• The first thing you do in the morning isn’t make coffee – it’s check your Google Analytics.
• Your daughter tells you in confidence that she just got her period and the first thing you do is blog “OMG! I can’t believe my daughter just got her period!!”
• You have 500 friends on Facebook you’ve never actually met in person.
• Your friends start every sentence with “You’re not going to blog about this, are you?”
• You know code better than your teenage son.
• You use “I’m working on a blog post” to get out of late night sex - even though you're just on Facebook.
• You’re secretly a little jealous of other blogger’s personal tragedies because you know it boosts their numbers.
• You’re a private citizen, but you have a fan page.
• You believe $5.42 is “revenue.”
